From Neal Boortz:

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“KERRY TO SOUTH — DROP DEAD

Was it my imagination, or did I read that John Kerry says that he can easily win the presidency without taking a single Southern state? Yup … seems that he did. He also had a few things to say about that Southern drawl. So here we have this Massachusetts Senator denigrating the South. I wonder if Southerners will remember this when Kerry starts campaigning down there. Probably not … you know how stupid they are. Right?

Michigan Senator Carl Levin has now endorsed Kerry. Levin says that he thinks the Democratic candidate needs to have military experience. In 1992 and again in 1996 Levin endorsed a draft dodger and a man who wrote of his loathing of the military for the presidency.”
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Now, I'm not one of those “South should've won” Southerners… and I don't have a drawl… but I'm pretty proud of where I come from. I almost had a thimbleful of respect for the guy since he went to Vietnam, but I think I just spilt it…