Why did I wake up this morning, check the Internet and all I see is Britney Spears shaved her head? I guess I forgot my bottle of “Give-A-Darn” in the Target reality department last night.

I lived in central Texas for three years in the Air Force. I can say what I want about the place.

I’ve finished our tax return tonight. At least, I think I have. Once again, Alabama gives us the shaft, even though we have a child and mortgage. Federal was good to us this year, and it should be better next year. I swear, though… Alabama… As much as I love you, you always bite us at tax time.