What would you do if you had a free night? The ladies are out of the house tonight, and I’ve been by myself since I got home from work. Some guys I know would have a steak, go grab some food with other guys and watch sports.

Normally, I would do the same. The only problem is I came in, walked Chopper around the neighborhood, got home and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up about an hour ago when Amy called to tell me goodnight.

I am a party animal.